This is a stupid, apples-and-oranges comparison and you are smarter than this.

Why are you going to such lengths to defend these people? You are NEVER going to be rich.

The only mistake made here was by the Union Army, for not ordering the doors of Ole Piss to be shut forever back in 1865.

The sports media and certain fans need to come to terms with the fact that PEDs exist.

We need a new law where being paid to write favorable articles falls under the rubric of bribery and is punishable for up to 10 years in prison.

Nice one Buster.

“Thanks to Twitter, my stepdad was ready for draft night!”

Nice troll, but tone it down. Not even they are this fucking stupid.

The judgemental tone in Deion “Lines of Coke” Sanders’s voice...

Those people are fucking morons.

Look on the bright side, Laramy...

Can we start calling him Uncle Ruckus?

Nope.

The Grudens are kinda racist, dude.

“Going back to high school”

“I’ve got a ton of sympathy for Jack, and none for Tunsil.”

Cmon Chiefs....if he sinks to your draft number, don’t be fucking stupid and hung up.....

“I was gonna be the no. 5 pick, then I got high...."

People chuckling at Boardroom Artist: It’s called precedent.

And cheered on by their usual crowd, who will tell you as soon as they can that they listen to Trump while driving their “weekend car” Ferrari to work at a firm which they absolutely refuse to name, funnily enough.