All I can say is this: God, if Stupid down in Tampa Bay turns out to be an NFL elite, it’s not gonna look good on your annual job review.

“Injury prone” is an acceptable measure for “sucks”. Yeah, the guy can’t help it, but can a guy help being, say, under 6 feet tall? Or having a weak arm? But it still affects his effectiveness as a player.

There’s a lot of people in America whose main problem is that no one has ever told them the ugly truth.

Agreed. No offense, Eagles/Giants fans...but I really would think it was cool if my Chiefs were in the NFC East.

Your team has clearly never played Brian Hoyer.

Hi, Bradford’s agent!

I had a similar realization: This sport, while not terrible, is not my favorite. And maybe one reason that NBA players can add 10 years to their age in real time is because the season is TOO FUCKING LONG.

Thanks. They fucking make Android keyboards for 13 year olds....

Heh. I’m just a couple years younger than that and hate MY age as well. I think there’s a lesson to be learned here....

Kind of like how you self-identify as a winner, but facts say you are a loser?

He actually seems innocent and charming compared to Chump.

Seniority means shit. They ungrey you more or less on an article-by-article basis.

When the starting quarterback for Iowa had long hair in the 2015 season, he looked like he was 26.

Oh no! Everyone of those people did it totally legal!

Mid-thirties, and everyone thinks I'm 28.

Late-twenties with late-thirties back and knees?

Feel bad if a 23 year old says its old. If a teenager does it? Remember that effectively, they’re still a child.

That’s the thing. We live in an age where YouTube exists and where the thirty-something/forty-something writers of popular TV hit us over the head with their childhoods every fucking night.

....Um, I’m a thirty-something. And I barely remember Murphy Brown from back in the day. So....

Why do taxes from govt handouts bother you? You’re a McDonalds cashier!