No, he wasn’t. But what the fuck would you do about it anyway, punch or shoot your computer scree ?

Yawn.

You got it! Now just a few more basic facts, and maybe you can earn your G.E.D!

Sarcasm is like a Rolls Royce.

Called scrolling. And nah, I don’t think I will.

“I drank a lot because the Packers lost. And I drank a lot last week, because they won"

Quiet, worthless trailer trash. Your betters are speaking.

“I can’t imagine anything else’

“Stick to sports” = “I don’t like what was said here".

I did, shit-person.

Why is that guy running for Senator? He just named himself Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch last night!

Let me guess: Jamie Horowitz is like Dan Snyder...

Do you REALLY think that Fox Sports emulating Fox Noise wasn’t ordered from the very top?

It does.

That gathering is a stereotype come to life. I seriously bet that they do not earn $200, 000 dollars a year between them.

As a general rule, you’ll find more state flags in those states that like to bleat about “states’s rights".

Kind of harsh for a single misspelled letter. Remember dude, we live in the age of keyboards designed for 13 year old girls and spell checkers who Answer To No Law.

....Yeah....Pentatonix won’t die in a tragic accident this June! That’s just stupid!

You mean “shit that took me 5 seconds on my phone"?

Your handle is extremely appropriate. But that was wonderful.