I like positive posts on Deadspin.

He looks like he’s training for that eventuality by always dressing like he sleeps under a bridge.

So how soon before Curt is bankrupt? And how will he spin the blame away from himself?

Finally! The right take.

Gawker’s really digging into the hot takes here. Tomorrow: happiness is overrated. It is impossible to count the ways that pets make your life better. I can’t imagine life without our dog. She is the fucking best thing ever. I would rather spend the day with her than 99.99999% of the people I’ve ever met.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

As long as the new ownership has the sport-first mentality then I am all for it. Get rid of the bombastic executives that are currently stifling competition and maybe the fighters have a chance to get a fair shake.

I myself have had to put my dong away because of a mishap at first base.

Not the first time a dong and getting a little too ahead of yourself ended with someone not scoring.

No later than week six Carson Palmer’s knees will explode and Howie will leap into action, trading Bradford to the Cardinals and laughing all the way home with his haul of a Neil Lomax bobble-spine doll and the exclusive Hallmark Channel rights to “Naked Came the Douchecanoe: The Jake Plummer Story.”

Now he’s gonna play with a chip on his shoulder. Which, admittedly, is better than playing with a Chip on your sideline.

...while Wentz marinates on the sidelines.

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

We found a racist ladies and gentlemen.

And the Cubs keep winning.

You can still transfer if you have a bad GPA or drop out and reapply at a new school and screws the credits you did earn. But the ncaa won’t let you play unless you sit out.

Its called respect. He is an asshole for not having it. (and no I’m not a Canadian)

Ashford Stud’s entire staff is appreciative of everything American Pharoah does; said one, “he really is the glue that holds this thing together.”

Glad handing tourists, playing on a big estate, rolling in mud, having sex for money.

Strong runner, strong swimmers. Teach him how to ride a bike and you’ll have the best triathlete ever.