Never wish rape on anyone. It doesn’t make his crimes go away and its something no human should experience. Rape isn’t part of the prison sentence

That is true. I don’t think Marchman is a bad person. I think he’s realized taking the mantle of hipster contrarian on a sports site is good for traffic. So whenever he has an opinion on something that goes against the unwashed masses, he takes it to a hilarious level of absurdity, especially on Deadcast. It gives…

Nobody who gives kids names this stupid can afford HBO or figure out how the internet works.

The Cardinals are mediocre and the Yankees are awful. Do we really need a Christmas this year?

So when Tom Brady goes 25-38 for 340 and 3 TDs and no more than 1 INT in a comfortable New England win, we’ll all be saying he was playing “angry”, right? Because it can’t be “Tom Brady good, Steelers defense not really good” since that’s a boring but painfully true narrative.