They don’t get paid. Tony Stark does.

Eh, can’t let civilization get too far from the jungle. An America that completely cuts out violence is an America that hands over the keys to China.

I would argue that the sport is not as popular as it used to be. Statistics such as ticket sales and gross revenue won’t really refute this, since those statistics would fall into the same trap that statistics about modern cinema fall into: There’s more people on the planet, and prices are higher.

Here’s hoping that people here remember: THIS KID IS NOT HIS BROTHER!

Everyone and their mother is noting here that as training programs go up, so will athleticism. This is correct, but I’d like to add a caveat: Expect a plateau around century’s end.

It’s Deadspin. Just nod along with their “Everything over 30 is bad!” hot takes.

Both eras have their good points and bad points. As far as pure athleticism goes though, we’re going to hit a wall, probably in this century. A human being can only run so fast.

A shooter loves how the NBA has become a shooting league?

I would normally be against taxpayers footing the bill, but Dallas people deserve this.

I was gonna say....we seem to be doing just fine, bro. Although maybe we need to never play the Brewers again.

Nothing to do with content. Sure.

I don’t know, that seems like a quintessentially Italian way to deal with frustration to me.

Guys, guys, guys....let’s stop talking about offensive team names and dumbass bands and talk about important things....

In the interest of full disclosure, you’re a fucking liar. Thanks for the laugh though.

Hey! Looking forward to Tony Romo coming back?!?

Is that Carson Palmer’s NFL Rookie Camp warmup list?

Hey, Peyton Manning used to warm up to Creed.

No, it isn’t. You got lucky last season when the NFC East imploded.

Let me guess, you’re white trash?

Yeah, that won’t happen again. Now go have fun indirectly living off of our tax dollars.