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And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

I don’t think the wipers are doing a lot of good.

“I’m sorry, we’ve got to let you go, but hey, you appeared in 17 searches this week!”

Yeah, that who ocean thing’s got nothing to do with it, I’m sure.

I’m guessing it’s a bit easier to take a stolen catalytic converter to a different state where I live than in Hawaii.

This is genuinely one of the most rancid, thoughtless articles in the history of the AV Club. It is antithetical to what this website used to be. G/O Media should do us a favor and shut the whole fucking thing down.

One person every two years out of 8 billion.Why is this news.Oh right because Elon.

Yeah saw a few episodes in season 1, not bad but just kind of lost interest...still want to know what happened to Sam though so will keep tabs on the show as it progresses.

I read Vincent D’Onofrio’s tweet in his Wilson Fisk voice. I’m terrified to criticize the show now.

I love it when my local towns make national news for absolute batshit crazy reasons. 

I remember when I was a kid, maybe 60 years ago, when I was fantasizing that we would one day be able to bring back stuff from the Moon or whatnot.

Run flat tires on all the cars is a recipe for Altimas Rogues going 90mph on four flat tires.

I see what you mean but fyi “Jack Nicholson on drugs” is redundant. ;)

Mahwah or the Highwah, Klaus!

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That makes it smut, then.

Well, I rather have him alive and well long enough to see his empire fall and ill-gotten wealth depleted. He deserves every single bit of such a fate after getting away scot-free for decades.

Did NOBODY ELSE ever watch Andromeda Strain?

I’m sorry Spotify’s play lists have been shit for about two years. They were great at one point -introducing me to new artists regularly. Now, regardless of the playlist I select, I get probably the same 100 songs. If I listen to Future Islands today, they will appear in every list under their “top mixes” (i.e. Indie…