Bennu Strain

walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm

FINALLY! Finally a plausible explanation for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Relevant: Poe’s downfall was largely due to not getting paid residuals.

Like a bleached Natasha and Boris.

Hello child. Here are some notes to assist you with your reading and comprehension challenges.

Buying and selling assets at a profit is a commercial venture. It *should* be taxed as the income it is. Also, fuck scalpers.

DeMuro has a cease and desist letter drafted.

I thought this was on topic. 

Gen X here, so my input is prolly irrelevant, but I’ma offer it anyway.

Normally, I’d be all about online grocery delivery / pickup, but it’s closer to gambling than I’d like. Of the three times I’ve tried it, two of those times I had too many of the things I selected be “out of stock” and replaced with something else.…

Gen Z does!  Look at those cans, she loves those cans!

This from Yelp made me laugh like few other things.

Is the reason why they can’t find it because it’s so good at stealth, at which point can the military even get mad? Like, “we can’t find it because it works”?

“Let’s remember that they are South American drivers, and so they are not as focused as Germans or European drivers were.” -Some Austrian.

it certainly doesn’t help when extraterrestrial corpses show up in congress.

Wiedenfels and I have very different ideas on the value of their content, when I pirate it I still feel ripped off

Ha! The joke’s on them - I don’t have a sex life!!!

I can’t have blow and hoes on my Yacht after retirement? I’m sorry I thought this was America

Bumpy died in 1968, but his wife, Mayme Hatcher, whom he married in October 1998, lived until May 2009.