Do you have anything to declare?

I just thought you should know that reading your post makes me admire your brain.

lol, i think you watch too much porn, either that or you run in a very weird social circle.  maybe both.  i kept expecting there to be a punchline at the end, but it never came.

Can I send you my resume? You sound like a sane boss.

They don’t forget that they’re people. They don’t care.  An important distinction.

You have to kind of admire both the restraint of Ecuador and the moxie of Assange. I wonder what the hand of the person feeding you tastes like?

Octopuses are carnivores. They eat meat. I like crabmeat, and you probably do too. Octopuses just don’t have access to clarified butter.

Maybe we can get a boat out of it

Fuck, now i want hurricanes

And Mother Nature will pay for it!

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

He really wanted to fly United.

Wow, he looks young enough to be Catherine Zeta-Jones’ husband.

Por supuesto que puedes usar conspiranoico, no recuerdo haberlo inventado, así que no es mío.

A guy who does reenactments of air disasters with a flight simulator on his PC has a YouTube channel, and he’s found his way into my recommended videos lately. I watched his video about this crash, and I was thinking about those pilot names the whole time.

Events basically happened in this order:

I'll be dead. Drinking is extremely overrated and should have stayed illegal. Look on the bright side, you'll have a lot less deaths from drunk drivers, domestic violence and more. This isn't a bad thing in my eyes. 

Conspiracy theory: he fired thousands to hide the fact that he really only wanted to fire his best friend.