Unless it has a rear engine.  And low horsepower. 

Expert 3: Jason Torchinsky — I Still Think You’d Look Cooler With a Hook for a Hand

I would have bought their argument had they cleaned off the entire trunk. This level of effort is just shooting for style points.

Absofrickinlutely.

And we got snow for 30 whole minutes! That’ll hold us for another 20 years.

My mom bought this exact car when it came out. I take after my dad.

Username checks out.

195/60 14's (yes, I’m old) and it handles like a go-cart.

No way you’re getting 200 miles out of a 12 gallon tank in a Bronco (Bronco II, maybe?). This thing is way more efficient.

Always, always post-facelift! Great write-up, as usual.

Thank God they last longer, too.

Looks like all my Christmas money is getting spent on me this year! These two pillows are everything!

Manual transmission. I’d let him off with a warning.

I think you spelled Heaven wrong!

That’s brown, manual, diesel wagon, Jalopnik Gold kinda money. CP.

This. I can go 450 miles on a tank in my truck, and completely refuel in 5 minutes almost anywhere. Wake me up when EV’s can match that.

You are why Trump is in office now. Dial it back a little, dude.

Good dad is good.

The literature bar has been raised twice today (shout out to David!). Well done. But....yeah, just put the 6.2 in it and be done.

Can confirm. My girlfriend drove a black one. Great looking car, but my ‘79 RX-7 would easily smoke it.