The reason I tell my kids to really consider what they do in photos is because I have SO many regrettable pictures in questionable clothing. It’s not my fault that I was a teen in the 80's.  I was a child of the Cold War and didn’t know better.

I just defeated Calamity Ganon 10 minutes ago! I had to share.  Thank-you.

I spoke with Toyota’s CEO this morning about the threat their workers pose to our national security and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, …

Do you follow Deb on FB or Twitter? She’s been really involved in the script adaptation, which gives me hope. Though I have to admit I don’t love Theresa Palmer for this role. Hoping to be surprised. 

I appreciate that you were being hyperbolic, and to be honest part of my irritation came from the fact that I’ve played the exact same shit here before (and may conceivably do so again - and if I do, please call me out on it). I also share your frustration and dismay with the recent spate of celebrity sex offenders…

22 year old raver me is pissed this didn’t happen in 1994. What took them so long?!

22 year old raver me is pissed this didn’t happen in 1994. What took them so long?!

The European Union has given me a lot of things. It’s helped my country build itself into a strong and liberal first world nation, it’s given me a sense of identity and belonging across the continent and today it killed the horrible auto-play video on the Gizmodo Media sites.

This is what it looks like if you try to watch a video ad on Gizmodo from the EU now.

Same thing happened to me in Israel. I really wanted to practice my Hebrew and get more fluent. Every time I tried, the person responded in English.

That’s a pretty common issue I’ve had when living/traveling abroad. I know I have an accent, but I’m really trying. Upon hearing my accent every responds in English immediately.

Brits get annoyed at the American obsession with the “German heritage” of the royals, it reflects America’s weird ideas about race, ethnicity and culture, a prime example is “Irish-Americans” who don’t know a thing about the place but go around calling themselves “Irish” because a great great great grandmother…

It has literally been my goal to find Electric Youth. It is the only thing I look for in a scent and immediately buy it if it smells even remotely like Electric Youth. Although I eventually graduated to Love’s Lemon, Electric Youth still holds my heart in it’s plastic pink spiral hands. I’m 100% serious.

He looks like Tobias Menzies

Exactly. When I’d buy parts or have it serviced I always called it an Escort. If you specified Lynx the person on the other end of the transaction would be mightily puzzled

Bullshit

A friend of mine had a 87 Camaro with the 305 automatic that he bought new. Base sport coupe with rally wheels. It served him well for over 100k with few issues.

That space is crying something else out, too: “I am easy to work on.”

And maybe that’s what the owner valued.

What is Cannibal Witch doing with our Queen Mom Beatrix???

Wendy’s ‘ima kill you eyes’ are forever.

Good to know! At this point from reading all of the replies: Avoid edibles. Go to a reputable coffee shop and ask for their advice. If I don’t want to imbibe, that’s okay too.