And I’m still in the greys?

OMG. I hope that at least the oliebollen test is reliable and scientific!

waiting with bated breath

I’m a bit disheartened by the negative comments on here. Madeline went into this with a healthy dose of skepticism and doubt (and left with equally healthy doses of both..) But it sounds like she also clearly experienced a deep release and relief of an anxiety that has plagued her for years. That sounds invaluable to…

You spend years and years in gray purgatory until the kinja gods decide you are witty, clever and prolific enough to bestow non-gray status upon you. In many cases it never happens and in some cases it is bestowed and then unceremoniously taken away from you. The kinja gods are capricious.

I’m betting on literal rage stroke.

I beat Breath of the Wild on Wii U, and then bought a Switch... and bought Breath of the Wild again. Too bad saves don’t transfer though...

And if you have a Wii U like I do, you can play Breath of the Wild without dropping $300 on a new console. I have no desire to get a Switch anytime soon. It looks cool, but I already have the number one game for it.

I was glad when I found it was early onset Parkies. At least now i can tell my mates in the local bar to fuck off because it is not the “DT”s. But early fifties is a bit young to start taking Beta blocker, so I just make a joke about it. My Martinis are shaken and not stirred, and so forth

The problem with VERY private arrangements is that they are not known to work because most people don’t think of all the possibilities and know the monetary average cost for services. It is best to have a mediator because all the details of surrogacy need to be laid out by people who are aware of all the risks. And…

I wish her all the joy of life. I’m in my third year. What I’ve learned is that you can’t predict who will accept you and who will not. Friends I had for 20-30 years couldn’t accept it and they’re gone. Others who I barely knew, and almost all my neighbors, have been nothing short of wonderful.

It took almost half an hour of laughing for me to start playing again. I think that’s the moment I truly fell in love with the game.

Overton wanted to appeal to the “palette of the common man” with the Cheesecake Factory’s food...

While everyone is Googling Jeff Koons, I’d like to express my ongoing glee at the neverending new descriptions of Trump. I want to believe there’s a big whiteboard where The Slot writers keep track of which scrotum comparisons have been used and brainstorm new ones.

My favourite part is when he says they explained this to Trump “in klaren Hauptsätzen”, which means “in clear main clauses” (implying that sub clauses/a difficult sentence structure would have been too complex for Trump). Does this constitute shade, I wonder?

I quite like the idea that Trump, as usual, has hired an idiot, with a long track record of idiocy.

You mean Eternal Darkness, right?

Too old to read these comments about how everyone is “too old” in their early fucking twenties.

I think I’m older than most here (43) so here goes: