I totally understand the phone shoes thing- I have a million pairs of heels, all over 3", all gorgeous, and most of them are sitting in boxes in my closet- I've thought about selling them just so they can have a life. At least one pair has never made it out of the house because, between the heel and the serious lack…

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I could never live with my parents again, but I spent 10 months living with my sister right after grad school, and we both agree that they were very important for us (she got married and I moved to NL right after that) and that they were incredibly fun. Even with the inevitable…

Honestly, I don't think the parents have a grasp of that whole "irreparable damage to their child" concept, so I hope they have to pay back at least some of the costs the state incurred at minimum. #balloonboy

@PixieSparkle: I'm exactly the same way- every year there are adorable ones and I'm either left staring at the pathetic section of "wide shaft" boots or praying for a flattering, cute ankle boot.

I went to Paris last weekend and every 3rd person was wearing shorts over (always black) tights. I'm not even kidding. Even formally. It scared me. #trends

@tinydundie42: My original last name is a racial slur. One you don't hear very often, but still...so with my first marriage I was happy to get rid of it (and kept the ex's name when I left the US). So you have my complete sympathy.

@mommy_dearest: I chose to rescue kidnapped princesses. Unfortunately that market is quite small, so I'm hanging on to my current position until something in my true calling opens up. #gardasil

Ok. Every time I start freaking out about the "we're trying to make babies" thing, Dodai posts another gallery of adorable kids. And this one's a catalog! I'd like numbers 14 and 15 to go, please.

@TransFat: I'm joining in on the Palin love- for me it was the moment I saw the holy grail, back when I was 14. #montypython

We did a beach/forest/dunes photoshoot in mine with the intention of trashing it, but sand brushes off when it dries. It was great- we have some wonderful pictures, I got to wear it again, and we had a LOT of fun in the process- my husband is a photographer and we laughed constantly. I don't see the problem (but don't…

@Dancingfrog: I love them because of the cakes and flowers and decorating ideas...I actually played with getting a subscription to "Martha Stewart Weddings" just for the pretty, pretty pictures, even though I'm married and don't plan to do it again.

@lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: I do the transatlantic thing a couple of times a year, and though I usually ignore the magazine (may have to read it next month, though- I'm even on United) I always anticipate the SkyMall and duty-free catalogs. Yet, I never buy anything.

The Lady Gaga performance would be a lot better if her costume wasn't in the way the whole time. Otherwise, I'm sorry I missed the episode.

@girlscantell: Between that one and Wonderland Avenue (Danny Sugerman's autobiography), I haven't been able to look at any image of Iggy without everything popping into my head.

@la.donna.pietra: If anyone's going to write anything, these two are probably the best ones to do it- his brother, and the guy behind Please Kill Me. It's at least going to be fairly unembellished.

@vulcanized: I photoshopped 80s Duran Duran heads onto my old wedding pictures.

@lijakaca: I really, really enjoyed it- it took a little while (couple of hours) to get into, but it was worth it.

@lijakaca: I played FF all the way through until they went to PlayStation- they're one I should reintroduce myself to. My brother still tells various stories from when he was little and could hear my (game-induced) cursing in the middle of the night all the way up in his bedroom. He's an avid gamer now, which I'm…

@lijakaca: I love RPGs and adventure, but for some inexplicable reason, I HATE first-person-shooters. They don't interest me. I want good, solid RPGs like Zelda (Nintendo owns me because of that franchise), Okami, Psychonauts (which was adorable), ICO and the like. It seems like whenever I go to the game store, all I…

@TransFat: It gives me "Drop Dead Gorgeous" visions.