@pssshwhatever: I'm the third!

@Charlotte Beer: I have no interest in watching the new GND. The appeal wasn't Hef/Playboy (after the first couple of episodes), it was the girls.

Ok. I have to confess. I like GOOP. I don't like or wallow in everything about it, but it's nice to see a celebrity something that's positive and hopeful and actually does have some good tips.

@egg cream is here, is second tier, get used to it: My entire "feel good after exercise" is only great relief that it's finally over.

@Cerridwen: But mediating really IS the way to true peace!

@wordinedgewise: Between the Palin stuff and the monthly Maddoff update, I'm getting pretty sick of VF. To the point where I'm considering not renewing- it's a periodical, not a serial, and they're leaning on related articles fairly embarassingly.

@browngirlinthering: Crap. If I had a kid at the same age that my mother had me, I'd be his mother. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOTHER.

@liberatedword: They don't sparkle much in person (they're kind of tarnished), but they photograph AMAZINGLY.

@LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: I did too. Even trying to describe it while recommending her book(s) almost had me in tears.

@Charlotte Beer: I sold my wedding ring to help finance transatlantic plane tickets to visit my (now husband) new boyfriend.

@phantom lady: I did too. And was staring baffled at the picture for a good 30 seconds before I reread it properly.

@Diziet_Sma: Erotica is my favorite album of hers- it's hugely underrated.

My biological clock just exploded.

Above Marilyn and kitty corner to Hugh Hefner... That could be an interesting one (too bad he and Holly have already split. She'd have jumped on that)

@sakura_latte: The real ones have been pretty skinny lately. Traditionally, though, the Sept. issue is catalog-sized, because of all of the ads.

@juicy n seedless: Just getting people to cooperate on meatless, wheatless, and sweetless days would be a miracle. And nylons?

@Alys Brangwin: He died the day after my 4th birthday. And we found out when we were AT THE CIRCUS. In TENNESSEE.

@fluxus flucker: That Mercedes has German plates, so the picture probably isn't of him actually shopping for the car...

@GirlFailer: The thing is, the cost estimate was for a space that size in that neighborhood, etc. So that would be the price of the property per sq. foot + the cost of materials and everything inside + 300% markup for being in a tabloid.

@BobcatCorduroy: My first marriage was the same. Except for the sex, which ended pretty damn abruptly (I think because of the drinking). Our marriage lasted from mid-May to the first week of July, we separated (and he kept spending my paycheck out of my bank account while lying about it. To go to the bar.)