I didn't know Duran Duran were on tour... I just bought a ticket, and my inner 10 year old is squee-ing and convinced that my destiny, John Taylor glimpsing me in the crowd and professing his undying love for me, will finally be fulfilled.

Her face in the beginning of Friends was so much more rounded than it was in later years- maybe she's just gained a couple of pounds and is turning back into slightly more rounded, cuter Jennifer instead of sleek and Hollywood Jen?

When I mentioned wanting to lose 30 lbs or so, the only my husband's reaction was a plaintive "does that mean you'd lose your boobs?"

@ronaldpagan: I only poop at home, unless it's a crisis, so I'm kind of with you. Someone's trying to mess with my safe zone!

My sister has "finding-stuff" radar, which balances out my "loses it even when I know for damn sure I put it in my purse" abilities. I can bring her into a cluttered room she's never seen before and she'll have whatever I've lost in her hand within a minute.

I'm a big fan of the Clarins orange oil one-step stuff, but when I'm too poor for it, I go back to Noxzema, as recommended by every amazingly-complexioned old(er) lady I've ever known.

My husband mentions poop, specifically MY poop, more often than I ever want to acknowledge. Apparently, it is easy to leave "poop streaks" in Dutch toilets, and every husband's duty to attribute them to you.

@hookem1991: Hi hookem.

I want my skin to be that smooth when I'm her age... I wouldn't mind if it was that clear/even in tone now.

@susna: Paris the perfume smells lovely; Paris the city doesn't smell quite so good...

@Sarasvati49: Thank you! I'm going to have to scour the internet and find more- it's the one scent I've stuck with for almost 4 years now.

Does anyone else have citrus scents go absolutely rank the second they hit their skin? My sister and I both have that issue, and since neither of us is a straight up floral type person, that's limited things pretty severely.

My favorite (Black Cashmere by Donna Karan) was discontinued a few years ago. Fortunately, I found it at the outlets after learning it was on its way out, so I bought a few big bottles, and am just now on the last one.

Ah, hell. The only glamorous things to come out of the 80s are Joan Collins' turbans and Sheila E. We all knew how embarrassing and tacky the 80s were while living through them. Nobody needs reminded about neon, 80s hair, and fringed leather Bon Jovi jackets.

Shopping for jeans=tears and self-loathing. Shopping for shoes and/or makeup=happy super-gorgeous feeling me who has shiny shiny lips that are so damn fabulous nobody will notice that my clothes are falling apart.

I've had it a few days, and I'm kind of meh about the whole thing. There are a couple of good songs ("Give it to Me" and "She's not Me" stick in your head for days), and the rest aren't BAD, per se, but it's just not exciting. It's not quite American Life bad, but it's not an Erotica, which still holds up well however…

I read that she was named Coco after Courteney's grandmother.

@brendastarlet: It wasn't Sharon Bush.

When I worked at an unnamed museum, we had a donor who insisted on being called "Mrs. I.M. Hereditary Bigshot III" even though she was wife #2 and he was currently on wife #4. I think she actually fought for the right to keep the title in the divorce.

I've spent my entire life escaping Indianapolis.