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Everything in that image is actually just enormous— that there is GiantDogDetective. There’s nothing to give it scale.

Make it so.

Totilo Tomorrow:

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

only clicked because i thought from that thumbnail george rr martin was celebrity snacktaku host.

Anyone who defended cookie dough ice cream doesn’t get to mock the egg beater story. Those monsters are you.

My actual, factual motto is, “If in doubt, overdress! Nobody was ever offended by you treating their event as something special.” It's going on my headstone.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass

According to DnD rules (the only ones to follow, amirite?) wizards do all the studying and LEARN magic, and it’s sorcerers that are inherently born with it.

Milky Way’s cousin that always come out blurry in photos. Welcome to the family! We have marshmallows.