The Entourage movie opened Wednesday, June 3, to fairly tepid reviews. But unlike most of those, two Jezebel…
Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.
When people start talking about Destiny’s PvP multiplayer, chances are they’ll eventually bring up the infamous,…
Long before the events of Game of Thrones and George R. R. Martin’s fantasy books, Westeros was home to magic and…
I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights.
A few weeks ago, I was refused a tattoo. At a tattoo parlor. By a tattoo artist. At 1 p.m. on a Sunday, prior to…
Shots fired!
Sure, women have been giving birth without medical intervention for centuries. And wow, it’s like modern medical technologies have had no impact on maternal death rates and infant mortality rates! It’s like nothing has changed at all!
It’s the same place where Paleo calories go.
Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…
1) Because musical theater, with few exceptions, is mostly annoying. And musical theater performers are, without exception, always annoying.
“Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it”
Writing about terrible games that we love anyway yesterday got me thinking about one game that I hold close to my…
How about we just say that no matter what you weigh, you are free to want to lose weight for whatever reason or you are free to be like fuck yeah, I’m good just the way I am. I mean yeah, it’s refreshing to hear that (as someone who is super tall and weighs more than that as a result) but lets not hate on our 135…
That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.
“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”
Few things interest me less than a white man holding a guitar, BUT "Thinking Out Loud" is an instant classic, a modern standard on arrival (the likes of which we haven't heard since Adele's "Someone Like You") that will be played at many weddings for the rest of our lives. That song just works, and I'm not mad at its…