New verb: griffin’. “What’s she doing down there?” “Griffin’ that guy.”

Hey, the fans are just getting in on the age-old Skins tradition of sucking cock by choice.

I can imagine this message in a few years:

They have to do it. It’s because we now live in a world where if they didn’t, they’d be hounded by every ambulance chaser and online soapboxer. First it would be about how dare they make a game that’s racist, then about how it’s sexist, and maybe one day they’d go all around back to it being satanic.

Ok good thing im not the only one. Seems like this belongs idk....in the credits? Because its a credit. Putting it on the start up just screams “IM TRYING REALLY HARD”

This message has become unnecessary to me. This one in particular seems like it's really trying too hard

Are you kidding ESPN has more pressing matters like getting SEC football teams more exposure, having Stephen A. Smith threaten a former NBA MVP & scoring champ and selecting a Gruden Grinder.

Brilliant idea. This would fix many things within the police departments very quickly. Too good a solution to implement in real life, unfortunately.

The best possible reform for the NYPD is just to make sure damages for their illegal actions come out of their own budget/pensions. Not much incentive to improve if there’s no professional consequence for officers and all the money comes from taxpayers.

Favorite part:

been reading the fantastic running recap of the trial on reddit and it became obvious very quickly that he was going to be acquitted

now, let’s see how much $$$$ the city has to pay in the inevitable civil suit for unjustly breaking a basketball player’s leg

he’s a as much a rap fan as jordan sargent. maybe he’s worth a hire? certainly can’t be as stupid

Should have known it wouldn’t work from his first tweet after getting the job:

From the ESPN article you linked to:

And will probably be out of football in 2 years.

Oh, you think being a dick is your ally. But you merely adopted the dick; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see basketball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but hot takes!

Well since ESPN pretty much rid itself of any integrity as a serious outlet for journalism I can only assume that Smith will get a raise rather than the termination that something of this nature deserves. Who the fuck is Stephen A. Smith to threaten and belittle one of the most respected and well like athletes in the…

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

not sure, but I bet he could nail just about anybody on a crossing pattern