I used to hate this guy but the way he got shafted out of SF made me keep an open mind. Now, I can’t get enough of his antics.

Yet, Jim will tell all of his friends that he “didn’t even know she was unhappy” when his wife files for divorce.

Jim Harbaugh is a national treasure.

Clearly he didn’t kick the shit out of his younger brother enough growing up.

He’s got what is called “George W. Bush Syndrome.”

“Someone say bar?” - Johnny Manziel

When asked about his offensive line play, Petty said, “Don’t do me like that”

Pro tip for that Radler (any Radler, Stiegl makes a good one): make a Gin cocktail with it.

Good to see a Lakers player’s unrestrained id not result in rape charges for a change.

The good news for the Bengals is that Marvin Lewis won’t add to his playoff loss total any time soon.

Ex-Bengals fan here. I’ll suggest one small edit…

If “Eskimo bidet” isn’t already the name of some depraved sex act it damn well should be.

My first reaction was to cringe at the temperature and texture. After thinking about, it is a rather elegant considering the alternatives. It’s like an Eskimo bidet.

Snowball as asswipe is pretty intelligent solution, I have to say.

Me and a buddy watching a Kansas game when Mangino was coach. Camera is on Mangino holding some kid by the jersey screaming into his face. My buddy blurts out in convincingly frightened voice: “Don’t eat me coach!”.......I nearly choked to death on my pretzel.

Just... I’m sorry. I have to say this. Feel free to keep me in the greys if you want but I have to say this.

While I didn’t have a fear of anyone close to me being potentially involved in the attacks, I don’t ever remember having the feeling of “togetherness” or “we are one,” it was just pure, unadulterated shock, disbelief and sadness.

CHOKE CITY RIDES AGAIN.

If I remember correctly the Warriors choked away a 3-1 lead. They may be the chokingest team

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.