I’d say the answer depends on whether you are an animal and pee in the shower.

Griffeys swing is far more efficient from a pure physics standpoint. Bond bludgeoned balls into submission.

No. Griffey did so much with far less power. I don’t give a fuck about steroid use but if you’re going to use them then you have to open yourself up to the, but what if so and so did?

Griffey > Bonds.

Listen, I’m nothing but a softball rec league wannabe superstar, but when I see a player with a backwards cap, I always think of Ken Griffey.

If Griffey’s plaque features him wearing his hat backward, I’ll take back (almost) every bad thing I ever said about the Hall of Fame.

There aren’t words for how much I hope this is how his plaque looks. Not just because it’s how 10-year-old me will always remember him, but also because it would literally cause at least 70% of the HOF voters to keel over and die on the spot. So, you know, win-win.

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Fat guy touchdowns are the best. Not this one. The Eddie Lacy TD later in the game.

+1 ooh baby! I like it. Raw.

This, sadly, will probably not get the love it properly deserves

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

Hmm... let’s see... snark... snark... snark... nope, I got nothin’. Good on both of them.

Ha, I was a wee lad in ‘96-97, and have little memory of the game, so I don’t really count it.

I’m a Pats fan, gotten to see SIX FUCKING SUPER BOWLS, and I’ll still bitch about officiating and all that shit.

he’s done it while playing a style of basketball that’s more than a little reminiscent of college-era Lamar Odom

In fairness, Palmer is 35, right at the sweet spot age of WWF’s Attitude Era. He was like 18 years old when DX was on the scene, and it was pretty commonplace for everyone, everywhere to tell people to suck it. Not exactly out of the realm of possibility him and his buddies Pup, Phil, and Sugar Cane like to throw it…

Kirby Fukett is a hell of a guy, but Antler; well...