I always enjoy it when athletes remain closely tied to their teams in retirement. Good for Irving to keep abiding by the Patriot Way after his playing days ended.

+1 more tallboy of PBR

Your “American dollars” don’t mean shit, Bud.

You jerk. I wear a real helmet, not a hair one.

+0.200.

Nobody would’ve known about this if he kept the party in the back.

The mention of Facebook is the only thing convincing me this isn’t an article from 1997.

Partying as a minor league mascot is Busch league.

FUCK joe buck. Seriously, are you insane? Fuck you, in fact.

Joe Buck? Fuck that, give it to Uecker.

No one’s going to be able to adequately eulogize Scully, but at least Uecker would be entertaining and not a pandering asshat.

“Don Mattingly played with him, knew him so very, very well. Don normally wears a windbreaker, but he is not wearing a windbreaker tonight. He is proud to wear number 8, that was Yogi’s number when Don played with him in New York, it was the one number he wanted, and as Mattingly says, every day I put that number on,…

God, I could listen to Vin Scully talk about ANYTHING for hours. But the stories that man can - and DOES - tell are some of the best things on this planet.

Watt is going to print out this comment, tape it to a boulder, and roll that boulder from Houston to San Antonio and back. You’ll know this because a camera crew will be there.

“Lord, Have you seen his throwing motion?”—The Angel Gabriel

+1 soul saved

Don’t hear a real lot from Gronk talking about religion, or trying to play role as a St Louis Cardinals type protector of the game.

“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

It seems like Russell Wilson and J.J. Watt, are neck-and-neck, for the “NFL’s Most Annoying Player”.

Nah, the Cocksucking Monkey kicked it wide right.