also, one of the best subtly political sketches:

Black Ice

The Aerobics Dance Competition one is so fucking creepy, it’s perfect.

Dont sleep on Barry O!

Also, this:

I’ll just leave this here for now.... #slapass

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Fuck ASU, just because.

You gotta love Arizona, where Stanislav Yzrewzersrszerski is pissed about immigrants.

117 last week, supposed to be 110 on Saturday. You know football weather.

=I didn’t know AZ had such eloquent fans (or could write after graduating from ASU)

Arizona: It’s California Without The Good Stuff!™

+40 acres

McCoy was outed as a lousy tipper before getting shipped away.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Simmons! I’ve always enjoyed your writing.

Zing!

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

“But, I still view myself as the best because that’s what I work toward every single day.”

James Harrison has finally found a home for his kids’ participation trophies.

Hoo that’s a stretch, but I still laughed

Holy shit, masterstroke.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.