Because their badness is more sad than comical so far.

He’s going to look pretty good in a Bears uniform next season.

How is LOLNiners not a Deadspin category yet?

Ok, so worst offseason of all time officially goes to the 2015 San Francisco 49ers right?

hey, what the hell. you leave jake plummer out of this.

This is St. Louis, mind you. Their budget is already stretched thin because of their historic need to overspend on tanks for killing black people.

Manifest Deez Nuts!

your a dick too...

It’s not really an addendum so much as it is an appendage.

These NFL concussion stories just get sadder and sadder.

Finally:

People who never had a father to teach them how to shave properly.

Memento. Anchorman. Dumb and Dumber.

Because female is modifying the noun coach. She is a woman, not a female. She is a female coach, not a woman coach.

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Know your damn role and shut your damn mouth!

No elbow pad toss

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I smell what they’re cooking.