Dear Julian’s Parents,

The beard just distracts from the dead soulless eyes.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Please refer to Carrie Fisher’s dog with his given name, Gary Fisher. Thank you.

Damnit, Massachusetts. Led the country in the American Revolution. Led the country in Marriage Equality, now leading the country on Transfolks’ rights. Are you feeling a little smug tonight?

Looking forward to the low-budget direct-to-cable Goats on a Boat.

Recluse on Jet Blue’s

The long-awaited sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Spiders on Gliders.

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Petition for all the trump daughters (are there more than ivanka and tiffany?) to start an anarchist punk group

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

She should have been considered to have served 40 years already, since having to live with that kind of abuse is it’s own prison.

I had an orthodontist named Dr. Payne.

Heaven for the weather.

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

Have you been spying on me? Are you in my house right now?

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

all that sweet sweet rape money...

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....