this is what happens when help is not available.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

We’re required. It’s in the contract.

I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

My birthday is November 9. Worst present ever this year.

I think my withered heart just started beating again.

My daughter still talks about that time Hedda Lettuce stopped us on the street in P-town to compliment her sunglasses and told her to keep working her purple Crocs.

RuPaul and I are birthday buddies. I have been enjoying this factoid since childhood.

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

You may be right.

Shade? Shade.

BOOM SHAKALAKA!

I feel like at least she has a warning, you know? In that time you can be proactive. Go to church, get your holy water on. Go to a santeria witch and your protection spell on. Just get prepared as fuck.

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

That is the scariest one ever posted.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

“Suspicion of sleeves” is delightfully Wodehouseian.

We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this country, because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.

Oh please be safe from internet assholes, tiny child....

Her family should sue him for wrongful death