For the first several seconds she was my hero. Then I let this thought creep in:

yes want now

YES. Never have I cheered a bird on so heartily.

The black bear family in the pool is my favorite.

I vote for this American hero.

WRONG.

As a New Englander, I think I have PTSD from last winter. I found my YakTrax the other day and started to feel ill. I will be able handle snow again by 2017, maybe.

I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

These look a lot like the Thin Mints my father found after hiding them from his wife 10 years earlier.

Fuck him. It’s Asian Fusion for lunch!

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Maybe they were pulled from Mitt Romney’s binders of women? (Political throwback, what what)

Who are these vacant eyed women who have no empathy for their sisters and friends? I just still can’t wrap my head around who they are out in the wild.

On a related note: I know it sounds grim, but folks, put your name down on your driver’s license as a donor. Speaking as the child of someone who got an extra five years of life due to generous strangers, you can’t imagine how treasured and valuable these donations are.

I’d be ok calling Jezebel “Joharibel” for the day.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

We really are being taped all the time, aren’t we? I need to stop smelling my hair in public so much.

It isn’t any sillier than saying, “God doesn’t want you to have premarital sex,” or “This cracker will transform into the flesh of a 1st century carpenter when you eat it.”

My heart is absolutely pounding watching that. I know it's risky to confront men but good for her and I admire her courage.