We bought a new house about six months ago. After two weeks, the wife and I went to bed at midnight. We were tired and fell asleep right away. After about an hour, I wake up to a loud male voice saying GET UP. I grabbed a flashlight and went searching through the house and found the electrical outlet that powered the…

I didn’t think much of it until I turned later in the night towards a kitchen window and he had his face up against the window.

I got the chills for a good 30 seconds straight after reading this.

I worked as a Teach for America teacher in Baton Rouge, LA, for 2 years after I graduated from college. While there, four of my friends and I lived an awesome and spooky old house. The house was on the site of an old plantation in the Goodwood part of the city, and a 250 year old oak tree with a beautiful balcony…

Also, when my daughter was 2 she used to claim that she had “visitors” who would come see her. We’d even hear her talking to them. We treated this like standard imaginary friend stuff until we realized the four names she gave them were all dead relatives.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

I HAVE DONE NOTHING IN MY LIFE TO BE WORTHY OF THIS VIDEO

Who doesn’t? <3

31 years later, and I STILL want this dress.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

Brittany Howard is cooler than anyone else on this whole planet. Everything she does is amazing and I don't think she's human.

So excited about this project - she’s a such bad ass. Also excited that I get to see the Shakes in a few weeks!

I hope her ass gets tossed in jail for refusing to follow a court order. What an awful, awful person she is.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Same here! Saudi Princes. THEY’RE JUST LIKE US

“and the dog was afraid to enter the ballroom” This is an issue I have with my ballroom ALL THE TIME :/