is there another eclipse I can stare at so I don’t have to read stuff like this anymore?

Oh hai, Septon Swearengen

I like to imagine Kathryn Bigelow is calling Patty Jenkins for drinks right now.

From knowyourmeme

The amount of cocaine you have to snort to get away with a look like that last photo is truly heroic. It was the piles of snow he brought everywhere that led one of his friends to joke “Winter is coming!” as George arrived, and one thing led to another.

It’s so simple! Just take out the K, one of the Is, one of the Ts, change the H into two Gs, add two Es, two Rs, add an M, do a bunch of other stuff, and the names are EXACTLY THE SAME.

Shame!

I help people Google all the time. I have a bachelors degree in Googling shit for other people.

Well, a lot has happened in the Kinjapocalypse.
Luckily, it looks like Google can now help us all cope better with the transition.

people who search for “depression” on their phones will soon have the option to take a questionnaire that is designed to help people figure out if they have depression or not.

If I didn’t listen when my dog told me I had paranoid schizophrenia, I’m not going to listen to Google telling me I’m depressed. Neither one of them is a doctor.

They may be women, but they’re still white. Never underestimate our propensity for being complete shit.

Sadly, they believed his bullshit.

 Oct 15, 2016 01:29:22 PM
Nothing ever happened with any of these women. Totally made up nonsense to steal the election. Nobody has more respect for women than me.

I don’t want to know how many of that 53% are still believing it.

This is in no way a defense, because fuck every single person who voted for him, but I think a lot of them are women who are used to men acting this way in their everyday lives, so they don’t see an issue with a lot of his behavior, it’s just normal to them. These are the women who were lightning quick to defend the…

Maybe she should have been out in front of this before the election. I’m sure that most women have had men in their lives that they perhaps even trusted and then suddenly, CREEP. The idea the she went to his wedding, and their kids are somewhat friendly, therefore, he’s not a creep, women live in a different world…

I know two white women that voted for him. One is elderly and afraid of everything, so refugees and sharia law were big issues for her. The other is a lower middle class redneck who admires trump for how rich he is and how he’s not afraid to tell it like it is. His actual attitudes toward women were shrugged off like…

I think this explanation comes closest to summarizing the majority of it. The right wing media has been painting the Clintons as evil incarnate for so long that many people just bought into it wholesale. They were raised with it as fact that the clintons were the anti-Reagan. Cognitive distortions about investment…

I find it weird that Trump, whose daughter, son-in-law, and respective children are all Jewish, doesn’t even lightly rebuke anti-Semitic comments. But since these comments aren’t about him specifically, I guess I just answered my own question. I’m like Socrates.

At the risk being controversial, because they’re fucking white people, and white people love racists. They just hate being called racists.

So you’ve got Obama looking smooth as fuck. And then you’ve got Trump looking like the moon from Majora’s Mask.