Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?

Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

Don’t worry, folks. NBC has a fallback plan...

My morning show was also cancelled. “Dickon Manwoody Today” got higher ratings!

2027: “The AV Club’s stint on Kinja turned 10 this year. Let’s look back on some of the highlights...”

Obama on Between Two Ferns was so great. It was nice to have a president we were laughing with.

shrug, he wore all black in RoJ when he did hang our with Ewoks...

Four Krustys!

Four Generic Indie Kid posts!

I can see tensions in the Olympic village as it’s divided between jocks and nerds...

Like, other than in ElDan’s basement?

Adding video games to the Olympics is an insult to actual athletes.

when i was a wrestler in high school i got hospitalized with a bad concussion. the doctor freaked out when i had a resting heartbeat of 42. a heart specialist came in and stated that i was just in near world-class shape.

FUCKING CONTROLLER DID A THING AND COST ME THE GOLD!!

“And here comes Team GB’s Gwent squad, ready to face off against a Chinese side still flush from their performance at the Witcher International Athletics.”

Man wears pants. Pants wear shart. This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says

Yeah it’s... difficult. Which is great I guess because I have work I should be doing, but now instead of doing it I play minesweeper instead of posting garbage in mostly empty articles.

I’m here, but I’m definitely here less. Trying to try it, though.