These two should really settle this rivalry behind closed doors.

I must have a concussion too. I’m seeing double.

All those silver medals could make a decent sword.

You hear that AV Club? We’ve got the bodies of Olympians. 

Same

He’d walk on water and GTFO of Texas.

Who would think to go to a church for salvation anyway?

Texas, someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets...oh.....that was sooner than I thought.

I hope yelling “fake news” at Hurricane Harvey as it devastates the Texas coast is an effective measure.

Cool story, Anxie.

How the fuck did 53% of white women vote for this douche?

I wish they would make a TV show about the confusion of transitioning to a new commenting system after living for so long in an old one.

Wait! Why are you down here? My post is all the way up there?

Am? Am I in the upside down?

Was he able to finish?

Was he able to finish?

Was he able to finish?

No, they use KKKinja.

There is a master of horror performing live in Phoenix today. I don't suggest going though.