Bran is particularly rich in dietary fiber and essential fatty acids and contains significant quantities of starch, protein, vitamins, and dietary minerals. It is also a source of phytic acid, an antinutrient that prevents nutrient absorption.

Agreed. I post on here because I'm too socially awkward to make consistently good jokes in real life and I need the validation of upvotes to confirm my wit.

Quick. Hold him down and I'll draw blood to create a vaccine.

I thought the origin of cancerAIDS was from a chimpanzee. I guess I can continue learning after school ends.

Masturbating and watching the eclipse cancel each other out. You won't go blind if you do both at the same time.

You'd think. But he actually took the cart from an old lady who wasn't looking instead of getting one by the entrance.

Poor photons. They take a 20,000 year journey to get from the core to the surface of the sun only to end up hitting Trump's ugly face.

Well, she did have a foundation that helped millions get lower cost AIDS drugs all over the world.
So….both sides?

Wow! Bankrupting companies to put money in his pocket! He is running the government just like his businesses. Promise kept, America.

It wasn't coffee. It was gay frog juice. Wake up!

The smartest thing about Trump is making his people sign NDAs.

They are cannibalizing their own. Best summary post I can find:

Ugh. You're gonna make me go on Breitbart for schadenfreude?

Good. I hope he writes a tell-all book.

As Just Ask This Scientician says, it's what his aides are saying

Bannon's out. One less Nazi in the White House.

When she called Paul Ryan a pussy, I was laughing so hard I tiered up.

Yeah. I'd make sure he realizes he isn't a Great White person.

"Look, most of our fans celebrate the great diversity of America, but sometimes every rose has its thorn." - Brett Michaels

The Clan Comes Around
I Goosestep The Line
Cry, Cry, Cry (for the Nazi pussy who didn't want to get arrested)