The con men have found a superior con man and have fallen in line.

What about the presidential farts committee?

So instead of a movie about 30-something men who talk all day about masturbation and weed, it's gonna be about 12-year-old boys who talk about masturbation and weed.

Since 2011, he espoused the racist point view on every situation where it was applicable.

Do they also instruct how to turn your horse into meatballs when you're starving beyond the wall?

I hope he gets a license to chill white wine.

These are the same people who protested a Mosque in the same vicinity of the WTC.
Now imagine a statue of Mohammad Atta inside the memorial.

Trump wrings his tiny hands over “beautiful” Confederate statue. If you voted for trump and still support him, you are a piece of human garbage

Nazis on ice was awesome the first time around. I saw pictures of it in Russia.

If he doesn't get fired this week, he's a lifer because he's got the goods on Trump.

Someone else said it on Twitter. He doesn't like war heroes who get caught, but apparently he likes war traitors who lose.

I always thought his red nose was an homage to clowns. Turns out he's just drunk all the time.

They have an on again off again relationship.

The name is Hope Hicks. As in I hope hicks lose the right to vote after fucking this country for the rest of my lifetime

It does, but I think it's a Pavlovian response now.

Saying it was only half of them was the 2nd biggest understatement of the year.

Shoot all the goddamn bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a motherfucking sin to kill a mockingbird.

Yes. And it's an RPG so you can take the gun from his cold dead hands.

I always assumed the long tie was to cover up the piss stains.

Isn't he represented as Count Chocula on the Simpsons?