27 stars is nowhere near enough.

I’m ready to get shitfaced!!

This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.

“To get back to the warning that I’ve received, you might take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It’s suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip, so be my guest. But please be advised that…

Almost as crappy as Kinja. Except not anywhere near as crappy as Kinja. Fvck Kinja.

Omg, was Jesus actually just a colony of fire ants in a human skin?

Here’s the flooding near me:

He wouldn’t flood the shit out of Texas to begin with?

Weird how certain circles want to shut down government programs because “churches can do the same work”, and yet its not happening.

WWJD? He’d ask “What’s in it for me?”

There is no way a church that big is doing jack shit for the lives of anyone in the congregation. If your pastor doesn’t know your name, your church sucks.

Silly libs. Always gimme gimme gimme. You think Joel is running a charity over here?

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

When it was evening, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a deserted place, and the hour is now late; send the crowds away so that they may go into the villages and buy food for themselves.” ¹⁶Jesus said to them, “That’s right. If these people want to eat, they need to get jobs and pay for food themselves!”

Hurricane Harvey may also have hurt ticket sales

The same place they always could...Prairie Home Companion

Teen Vogue provides some of the most respected coverage of national events and MTV is becoming increasingly socially and politically conscious...is there nowhere that teenagers can go for just pure trash entertainment anymore?

I, for one, welcome our young, socially conscientious new overlords.