Or conservative SCOTUS deciding to make a one time only ruling.

Ha! True.

I don't think so. Al Gore lost because of a charisma gap and still won the popular vote. Clinton probably could have carried FL.

So in the past two months the righties have viewed The Declaration of Independence and The Statue of Liberty as an attack on their values. I think they need to rethink things.

Better stock up on coconuts for my fallout shelter.

*pours out 6 cans of coconut water that I bought over weekend.

Jesus! After stories about him not wanting to masterbate a dog for a role, I read that headline very differently than intended.

Congress needs to pass a veto proof bill that requires Congressional approval to use nukes. I would not put it past Trump to use them with Mueller closing in.

He went number One

Was it a stolen car?

I'm still gonna call him fire crotch.

Trump celebrates National White Whine Day every day on Twitter.

I thought it was tiny Palm Sunday.

Bad news For Daenerys. Blonde women never get to rule when there's an e-mail scandal.

A millennial double authorized a charge on my credit card for a sandwich. So I blame millennials for that which will keep me angry at them for 3-5 business days.

I hope his arch nemesis is named Benign Being.

All in all, you're just another Dik in the wall.

Sounds like he's back on the milk of the poppy again.

The sequence of Bronn going from Jaime to the Scorpion was insane. I can't wait to watch it again.

*Throws hat onto the ice