For the last 20+ years if you told me a Dark Tower movie was coming out, I would've thought I'd see it opening night and again that weekend.
Based on the reviews, I'm waiting to see it on Thursday because I have time to kill before a doctor's appointment and the theater is 5 minutes away.

Ugh! That was a cornea pun.

I know. He's not even the worst Paul. Rand is way worse

Police stopped my brother again?

It's 1997 week. He should sing something from No Code.

Especially a war in Iraq.

I did wake up feeling phat.

At Daniel's current age, he may have some trouble waxing off.

Anyone else getting turned on by the way the presser turns most emojis into an orifice that wraps around the head of the shaft? No? Just me? Ok. Have a good weekend everyone.

"I didn't do it." - Loung Ung

“We’re going to catch you, and we’d like you to try to lie that you didn’t have it.”

Arya will behead Cersei as we saw last week characters killing people the way their family members were killed by that person.

Can we take a mulligan for the 2016 election?

Then we're going on a trip to the glue factory…..And you won't get to come.

I think it sounds like a sexual act performed on Vladimir.

1) Madoff
2) ??????

It's not Trump's fault that the best and most qualified people are also in his family.

And criticized Congress while doing it. Taking Russia's side over America because he's…you know…patriotic.

Then Sessions would have arrested him.

God damn it. I listened and didn't hear one reference about the Greasers.