I'll just stay home and crinkle a bunch of $20's next to my ear before throwing them away for the same result.

Same.

I'm definitely not surprised anymore by him being a sociopath. But this is a 'fuck this shit' thread and I'm saying fuck this shit!

And fuck Trump for threatening to cut off ACA subsidy payments. Getting back at the black President out of spite is more important to him than keeping what makes insurance affordable to millions.

Jeffrey Toobin's The Oath: The Obama White House and The Supreme Court. It starts out detailing Obama's pre-Senate career. I get so misty eyed when the book describes his intellect, philosophy, and patience.

I'm looking forward to The Dark Tower movie as well. It will be a relief to finally get the disappointment out of the way.

He calls Ivanka his "staff sergeant."

No. But he's trying to remain flexible.

Trump did and asked his staff why Obama was e-mailing him.

There hasn't even been a real crisis yet and it's insanely chaotic. Imagine what happens when there is one.

Donald Jr. also realized it was a scam when he received an e-mail from Donald telling him how proud he was of him and that he loved him.

Megyn Kelly? I haven't heard that name in years.

*Remembers 2016 electoral map

Jalapenos and shame.

♫Nacho nacho man. He wants to be a nacho man♫

The women grabbing wing sauce stained dollar bills must be thrilled.

Are you talking about cock cock?

DAMN IT!!!

Donald Trump Sr. is dead??? Time to day drink celebrate.

Depends if you're the paddleboard or the paddler.