I was gonna say Santorum

Butthole surfing is so 90's. I go butthole paddleboarding.

And Pence won't start a war because he needs to tweet something when he's bored on the shitter.

Pesci's the best suggestion I've seen on Twitter.

The Mooch's Bannon shit spews out of into his mouth, unlike his boss

You do not want to resemble a pet in that family.

It'll just annoy me if it was the cancer that changed his vote. It's the typical "I'm a conservative on every issue except the issues that effect me personally."

Very good point.

Yeah. That's where I wound up watching. At first, they went to a repeat of Maddow at midnight and I was pissed.

He was from Cali though. Went to school and played NFL in AZ.

I spent most of last night yelling at MSNBC and CNN to cover the vote. It was hours of Scaramucci auto-fellatio talk while the fates of 10's of millions of people were being decided in the middle of the night.

I made a couple of jokes on here in the past couple of days about wishing McCain dead for the thousands that would die from this legislation and the millions who would lose their insurance. For that, I feel awful and am sorry.

He's already got Trump's hand movement mimicked. I assume he's eventually going to peel off Trump's skin, wear it, and assume the presidency.

There are nothing but sociopaths in the White House. Hopefully they will all cannibalize each other to limit the damage they will do to the country.

Yeah. It's confusing considering he's from Michigan.

He was better when he was with 2 Live Crew.

Jorah,

I would've gone with a funny Hallmark card with a cartoon of his surgery saying:

2 Cars In Every Garage and a Penis On Every Face

psib is James Blunt in real life!