Congrats! Being an uncle is the best! Nieces and nephews will fawn all over you and when they get cranky, hand them off to parents.

If McCain winds up living more than a year, I'm going to assume taking healthcare away from others leads to added years onto your life.

As long as the rest of us burn with it, his voters will be happy.

There's no reprieve from this asshole. It's every fucking day.

And as a Governor, he learned this about economics: supply and demand. You put the supply out there, and the demand will follow.

If the 2 R's who voted no stay a no, they have 0 room for error. But I will never get my hopes up with this Congress.

Technically not a bill. Just a motion to proceed. Who knows what they're gonna pass?

Yay! A reality show, born rich, has-been douchebag with a surgically enhanced wife is making a comeback. How do I donate to his 2024 super-PAC?

I'm starting to think North Vietnam was playing a long game and by letting him go, they knew 44 years later that he'd wind up killing more Americans.

He's heroically making his way within the hour.

McCain, unfortunately, still alive.

$149M is Not Enough

Shouldn't it be a troll?

I'd also argue that Hitler and the Nazi's make for better antagonists than Kaiser Wilhelm II.
There's just a sense of implied dread in their barbarity.

"How come the movie didn't show the holocaust centers?"

Saturday was pretty uneventful, but I finished Sunday with an afternoon showing of Dunkirk followed immediately by Game of Thrones.
I don't think I'm ever going on a boat again.

And don't forget taking away their healthcare when they get cancer from their polluted water. And they still vote for you.

Post-H.W. Bush Republicanism has been nothing more than slogans. It still works getting them elected.

That's why you never get surgery in a library. The librarians will still shush you.

Obama: America hasn't always been perfect.
Conservatives: APOLOGY TOUR!!!