Well, Stallone's a Republican, so I'm pretty sure Drago's a good guy this time around.

I got choked up when he called Arya pretty.

This is stupid. If you're gonna play a drive-by sport, it should be mailbox baseball.

Putin?

Oh no! Where will Trump find someone else who will debase themselves and spread obvious lies in front of the whole world?

We can be three things? Look at us making progress!

Why were your kids on Family Feud without you?

Good answer! Good answer!

My favorite is the one when the protagonist dies……..JK he's not dead.

"I will be having lunch at the White House today with Republican Senators concerning healthcare. They MUST keep their promise to America!"

Yes! Score another one for the rich, bland, white man. 2017 is the year of the comeback.

I was saying Booo-ratheon.

HBO will also announce a spin off cartoon where Daenerys and Tyrion get married and have 3 boys and call it the Imp Sons

Russian kids are really having trouble Putin them down.

*sucks on a White Russian

I bet the right author or screenwriter could make us feel sorry for him. It seems as if everything he does is to win the approval of his father that will never love him. Then he commits a treasonous act for his father and proves himself to be just a giant fuck up.

The next deal he makes will be a plea deal.

Next you're gonna tell me they couldn't even bang a gong.

I watched the 1st 2 episodes of Rectify. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. The first season is only 6 episodes. So if it doesn't hook me by then, I'll bail.

*looks at Tekkactus and begins a slow creepy smile