Pee Wee Herman Cain is a good user name.

I used to love pun threads, but now I Borderline hate them.

I didn't even read the article. You expect me to read this?

Hmmm..How long does it take for 3.5 American years to pass?

Flies are only attracted to rotten apples. Stay fresh buddy.

And now we're changing our motto to "Pride and Prejudice."

So what? My money says "This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private." There's no record of Lincoln ever saying that.

I know he's a con artist, but I am still astonished about how little work Trump did trying to pass this bill. He didn't try to learn any details or go on the road and sell it.
Will his supporters ever acknowledge they were conned?

“I had death threats through the internet,”

I refuse to make an awful trans-phobic pun. But if she gets elected, I will do all I can to get rid of this member of Congress.

I'd hate to see that collusion…I mean collision.

Lick it up, fuzzball.

Going # 2 Fast 2 Furrious

This seems dated. According to the New York magazine article, the scum's more likely to be fried and starved than drowned.

It's 8:37 PST on a Monday morning and I'm depressed by the news this week. This seems like progress.

Reebok's new slogan: Just Don't Do It.

Another awesome thing about virtue signaling and the self-hatred that comes from being "woke,"

They knew a guy.

For references to 1984, go to Ready Player One article.

Yeah. It looks like he's grabbing someone's left boob. If I had that technology, that's what I'd be doing. So I immediately find the character relatable.