*humour

I hope the White House finds all 33,000 e-mails telling them to fuck off.

It's OK apples. Sometimes the lord jokes in mysterious ways.

It's all political. You gotta give a little to get a little.

Phew! I thought I was the only one who was seeing her there.

Or Rhea Seehorn? WTF?

I'm more surprised by Evan Rachel Wood's nomination. She gave such a robotic performance.

Miss Piggy is a big, fat pig.

That's odd. Most KFC sandwiches can't bypass the gravity of Uranus.

Whenever I count calories, I wind up eating too little for breakfast and lunch. Then I wind up late night snacking because I'm starving and it ruins everything.

Yeah. Maybe that's also why I'm struggling with my motivation. He has a shorter book covering the same territory, but reading that instead would feels like cheating.

I'm off to a slow start with Reconstruction: America's Unfinished Revolution, 1863-1877. My goal was to read one history book a month for the year. But the combination of a hot summer, depressing news, and smoking weed has demotivated my desire to read lately.

My pooping is about the only thing that's regular about me. Once a day after my first cup of coffee.

Fuck Citibank. I closed out my checking account with them 2 months ago because they suck. Then yesterday I received a letter from them that they charged me a monthly fee on a separate account that I haven't used in over 7 years and an overdraft fee and threatened collections. I spent all morning getting transferred…

I would try watching this clip, but it's 11 minutes of Sean Hannity and Donald Trump Jr.

Trying to avoiding adding to a pun thread is a trivial pursuit for me.

Not tonight, I have a headache.

The first episode was 3 minutes and followed by a 16 minute episode later in the evening.

*gasp*
Are you calling them hypocrites?

Um, dude. Maybe you should have thought of this before you made him infallible.