I agree, but I was scared to be the first one to say it.

We have to talk about conspiracy theories. They are so hot right now. Like the bombs placed in WTC 7.

That guy in the middle wearing a hat looks like Rafael Cruz. Why is no one reporting this?

*in Neil deGrasse Tyson voice

There was definitely a 2nd puker. Notice her head went
back and to the right.
*rewinds
Back and to the right
*rewinds
Back and to the right

My feelings are that Fox/Breitbart convinced them that Obama was a dictator, so they are OK with having a dictator as long as it is their dictator.

It's fine that they didn't recognize it, but the fact that they immediately thought it was an attack on Trump is hilarious.

I sure hope the cabinet invokes the 25th amendment to send Donald Trump Home Alone…2.

My last gf called mine "needle."

Especially when you're learning how to safely engage in auto erotic asphyxiation.

I'm working today, but I decided to work half-assed. So it's basically a normal Monday.
I saw Baby Driver over the weekend. I think it's the first movie I watched in the theater since Christmas.
And I binge watched the rest of Glow.
My Lily James crush may have exceeded my Alison Brie crush.

I'll admit I'm ashamed of my elf.

Be careful. Gambling is a dangerous Hobbit.

And how Diff'rent Strokes told me I had to change up my technique.

I like when his tail begins to Wagner.

Go in front of a large audience every day and continually defend a monster. Then look into mirror. You'll nail it.

Also: When you're having a nice day and you suddenly remember that your brother killed a dog.

Mmmmmm….Bacon on the side…….of the highway.

Roasts? More like Sears Morgan.

The future generation must see what Trump is doing and make sure something like this never happens again. We must ask ourselves, is our children learning?