BRRR-NRRR! BRRR-NRRR!

It's a metaphor for the end of mall retail. All shopping will be done online and malls will close.

*checks watch and fidgets impatiently

If he exerted one iota of energy, he'd probably keel over and die. Secret Service would never allow it.

Everyday is just a fucking embarrassment.

And Abe Simpson's favorite Woodstock band.

Wow! Foreign born players have really made the overall skill level in the NBA better.

Dolphins haven't fared well in New England since Marino was playing.

Follow me to Springfield Aquarium!

When a TSA agent gives me crap, I just flipper off.

TSA agents are trained to use caution when they smell something fishy. And this….whoa boy!!!

And his advice to use his mouth more for pleasure than talking was hilarious.

You're right. I'm 2 Quick 2 Anger.

Good thing I proactively boycotted seeing all of them in advance.

What? I don't want anyone to eat you. I want you to be safe and unharmed.

A new poke bowl place opened near me and I'm hooked. I just can't stop making it way too spicy, but I love it.

I hate listening to anyone eating an apple. The sound gets under my skin.

You underestimate his power…….to suck.

They were just protecting him from the #1 threat in Russia…..
BEARS

Piss Splash Mountain.