He'd be so great to play poker against.

I know. When Trump is attacking Hillary on Twitter 7 months after the election, comedy can't compete.

I hope they include Jesus Fucking Christ!!! The Christ I pray to when the highway is full of terrible drivers.

Forgive him, for he knows not what you do.

It's like I always say, the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to do 4 hours of crunches a day so your abs are so hard they can stop bullets.

He was running a Ponzu scheme.

They shouldn't have tried to take over the Borscht Shop in winter.

The idiocy of the Trumpsters is irreversible, like my raincoat.

If Trump winds up eating a pie made of Don Jr. and Eric, then and only then, I may be willing to blame Shakespeare.

All of those were false flags staged by the government. Only this one is real.

I'm happy to report the gun is OK and is surrounded by his 310 million family members in the US.

I literally have it boiled down to either Horizon or Witcher 3. I just thought Horizon's clean world would make a nice contrast to Fallout's radioactive world.

Thanks for being a constant bright spot in the middle of endlessly depressing news weeks.

I bought a PS4 about 2 weeks ago and I'm working my way through Fallout 4. I'm looking for my next game to play alongside it. I'm thinking of Horizon Zero Dawn. Any recommendations?

I'm just very thankful that Scalise has access to comprehensive healthcare and this incident won't saddle him with debt for the rest of his life.

All I ever wanted.

You're being very generous.

It looks like she got a little bit of her dad in her.

I think I just took a bad hit of acid in high school and I haven't come down yet.

Well you see, when one fuck cares about another fuck very much……