It's so wonderful that NBC is giving voice to people that can let us know that black Santa and dead children aren't real.

My Pet Goat.

Puns, eh? Well, Toucan play at this game.

I am oddly turned on by lady pointing gun at junk.

Enherage

Just a joke. These articles were posted 5 min apart.

I'm confused! AVC just told me that this is an example of the damn patriarchy.

Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Are you going to eat it?
Yes

I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A woman.

Isn't the term for this Spears Phishing?

All right, get 'em outta here. This ain't no crow-bar. THIS is a crow-bar.
See? They got their little stools and everything.

Why is that weird? Same thing happened with Trump.

Don't blame me. I voted for Lord Buckethead.

Republicans back then would've impeached Nixon. Modern Republicans won't.

He had weeks to prepare a rebuttal and this is the best this jerkoff can do.

I'm probably gonna go 100-200 hours before trying something else. The best part of waiting 2 years to get a PS4 is how many good titles are available now and most for $20.

Ugh! I just came across an adorable picture of my childhood dog and It brought up the memories of that feeling instantly.

I just started my first play through and except for a couple of out of nowhere deaths, I'm not close to getting sick of it.

Democrats aren't even people. But don't you dare call racist misogynists deplorable.

I thought he only looked like Patrick Bateman. Now I'm starting to believe he thinks like him too.