I got even money. The real bet is who's the replacement. I thought Huckabee-Sanders, but then I heard Guilfoyle which makes sense in Trump world.

Think so. Like his acting, he's not very versatile.

Not me. I don't like to pile on when somebody is hitting RCK BTTM.

And a disgruntled sigh.

Is he selling a high purity level cootie shot?

"Well me, should I whack slow or fast?"
"Slow…..then fa"
"Too late."

And died amidst his administration in deep scandal. I hope history repeats itself.

Probably on the shitter.

If fucking people over is cool, consider me Miles Davis. - Paul Ryan

John Oliver must have a big set of stones for his hard hitting reports.

No Woman, No Cry would be a better name since women tend to binge on it after breakups.

Adonis? With obesity rates skyrocketing, do you really want your kid to live with an ironic name?

That's a common mistake. The dog is a golden retriever. Trump is a golden receiver.

69 down - Magna ____ Laude

Comedy is so much funnier when you know what the joke is going to be.

But he signed an EO to launch a commission to review voter fraud. Surely all voting shenanigans will be taken care of by 2018.

McCain's former chief of staff said "Words I thought I'd never say: the security of the United States might now depend on electing a Democratic Congress in 2018."

Look at that! A fucking child demands more accountability from administration than Congressional Republicans.

Hillary probably. She's crafty.

I mean, eventually this lyric will be apt.