Great Sex Pistols B-side.

This show gives a new meaning to being knee deep in pussy.

If he weighed a bit more, after he collapsed he'd go supernova.

I know right! I remember when Ellen's fictional character coming out on TV was a huge deal. Now this!

The most sensual of the salted, cured meats.

"the President says he is trying a mindfulness trick: he has tried to tune out the bad news about himself."

That's the same excuse I give my girlfriend when she gets mad at me for going to a strip club.

Mine is Showgirls. Only because I was 17 and didn't have readily accessible porn. And it was Jessie Spano.

Is Witchcraft on the board?
*BING*
That was the #4 answer.

I believe the correct term is Gadzooks.

Sorry. Septon is a lifetime appointment.

Yeah. Until recently, Russian leaders tended to avoid Jesus.

If cameraman panned down, you'd see he wasn't wearing any kneepads. He gave them to Trump.

Tip # 1 - Don't do anything that's been considered normal for men to do since the Republic began.

Stop making a Mountain out of a molehill.

This is SNL's fault for saying her name three times.

HE IS THE SENATE…….tie-breaking vote.

Then us Jews can celebrate the night of broken glasses.

Glasses? Does he Nazi so well?

Shout out to my mom!!! At the age of 70 and never being political, she joined an anti-Trump meeting group.