It’s not even him, it’s some randoms who think they’re funny. I have no idea why random people trying to be funny is news.

He had eye cancer when he was a kid, or something like that.

Plus magnolias are associated with the South, and “southern” is part of Reese’s brand. So if her team is coming up with a flower, calling it a magnolia makes sense. (I suspect the original designer had similar branding in mind.)

I admittedly do not get fashion, but I especially would not want to walk around with a large splotch of white stuff on my lower face. That’s like asking for blow job jokes.

Got it. So she COULD back out but it’d probably be a really, really bad idea, financially speaking.

I think you’re right, but Trump still scares me because he’s a loose cannon. Cruz has a coherent political philosophy, abhorrent as it is. He is a dreadful human being and would make for a terrible president, but there is a zero percent chance he’d wake up some morning and decide to bomb Canada as payback for Justin…

What rights does the surrogate have in that situation? Could she have said, “I agreed to have a baby for a two-parent family. That family no longer exists so I’m [getting an abortion/keeping the baby/letting someone else adopt it].”? Or is she pretty much stuck delivering the baby to Sally and Shepard once she’s…

Yeah, there’s a full clip somebody linked to on Twitter yesterday and it makes it pretty clear that’s exactly what happened — she was coming from the back and people near the front had stopped clapping by the time she made it to them. They started clapping again as she took the stage.

I tell my husband, “Guess what? I’m not pregnant.” Which is extra-funny, at least to me, because he has a vasectomy.

Ooh, nice hypothesis. (And thank you for undertaking the frightening task of trying to figure out what was going on in Trump’s head.) I bet that was it — he hated the pressure, he didn’t want to say people shouldn’t vote for him, and his reaction to the internal meltdown was complete denial.

I have to admit I’m confused now. It looks like every other time he was asked about David Duke, he disavowed Duke’s support. (Albeit by acting like people were being annoying by not wanting their presidential candidate to support the Klan in 2016, so it’s not like he gets anti-racism points on this one no matter…

I have to imagine there’s some context we’re missing — maybe that was a point where people were told to hold their applause. The idea people just didn’t clap because they didn’t like her outfit seems too shallow even for Hollywood.

See, the problem with that tweet is it doesn’t tell me how much I’m donating by tweeting or what organization is getting the money. Completely worthy cause but poor presentation.

This is her first awards season where she’s a contender, right? I hope she gets better with time and experience.

Yeah. It might be an okay length if it was full at the bottom, but it’s not. It just looks weird and awkward.

It’s the kind of thing where even if she doesn’t actually HAVE cameltoe, it looks like she does or should. Not my taste at all. But Gaga’s clothes aren’t really picked with the approval of people like me in mind — if she likes it, that’s what matters.

Mindy Kaling’s dress wouldn’t be GREAT no matter what, but it would be better if it were maybe half a size larger? It just looks uncomfortably tight across her stomach and hips.

Oh, was he the guy Bay wanted to have casual sex with but didn’t? Nice.

Is that what was going on with Jodie’s chest? I forget boob jobs exist sometimes because I am laughably naive, but hers were, er. Noticeable.

Yep. Disney was a pay channel back then and you could only watch Pete & Pete and Clarissa Explains It All so many hours a week. When I was 12, TGIF seemed pretty awesome because there was so little TV about girls my age.