Why is a documentary that premiered on HBO eligible for an Oscar anyhow? I don’t get it.

I cannot come up with a worse baby name than Westlund. Cute kid, but yeesh.

Real question: Does Wendy Williams have any redeeming qualities whatsoever? Every time I hear about her she sounds fairly terrible.

I kind of figured not having a baby you didn’t want to have, whatever age you were, WAS the cookie.

I wish I believed that, but there are plenty of women who either won’t have heard the story, or will believe him when he says Beth and Courtney were lying/exaggerating/whatever. In a world where people marry serial killers, a few teensy rape allegations probably won’t put too much of a cramp in somebody’s dating life.

This story makes me so frustrated at the way the legal system does not work for rape victims. Shaming this guy on Twitter is therapeutic and may cost him a few gigs, but it does absolutely nothing to stop him from moving on to the next woman, and the next, and the next. I don’t blame Beth or Courtney for not going to…

I got angry they misspelled Caitlyn Jenner’s name, but I don’t think that’s what they meant...

Paparazzi are part of the 99 percent the same way street-level drug dealers and people who work for payday loan companies are, and I support them exactly as much.

Boning, obvs.

I have that same thought about mental energy every time I comment on the Kardashian-Jenner-West clan, which happens waaaaaay too often.

Okay, on this one I am, but there are people WAY crazier than I am.

It’s convenient that Kendall and Harry get caught canoodling right when he has an album out and she’s had multiple tabloids saying she’s gay. I’m not a conspiracy theorist about celebrity relationships, but the timing here is interesting.

I started Couch to 5k this morning, which was kind of a ridiculous experience because my running shoes are a decade old and I am so pathetically out of shape I couldn’t even run all of the 60-second intervals the app wants. But I have to start somewhere, right? (And yes, if this sticks I’ll replace the shoes!)

I think they probably phrased it that way to make it clear they were pre-adolescent children. Not that having a bunch of photos of naked 15-year-olds would be “better” in any real way, but there is a difference between a teenager (who might think she is giving consent, even if legally she can’t) and a small child (who…

Sometimes we do — there have been a few stomach-churning cases where moms were pimping out their children for this kind of thing. But a lot of the time they’re based in impoverished countries where there’s not really a functioning justice system to report them *to.*

Agreed. I don’t think speculation and condemnation are the same thing, though.

I knew that guy in high school, actually. Fantastically bright, and — in retrospect — pretty obviously gay in a relatively conservative rural community. I tend to believe him about having been abused.

I missed that! Ouch.

Yeah, but how much help would he need? Not to be dismal, but plenty of people manage to groom and molest kids without assistance from anyone else.

True. And none of her movies have exactly caught fire, even the ones that weren’t technically bombs.