Yeah, but don’t most people have some moles and stuff that a tan wouldn't hide? But I guess maybe they’re just too small to see in a photo or hidden by her posture.

And either she actually has completely flawless skin, or she decided concealer on moles and blemishes doesn’t count either.

I know.

This Onion link has been getting a lot of use this year, hasn’t it?

The video is here. Fair warning, you do see the baby coming out of the mom, so not the most SFW thing ever. But it gets really heartwarming at the end.

Word. I just watched a video of an elephant mom whose newborn calf wasn’t breathing, so she kicked it gently and massaged it with her trunk util it picked its head up and took a breath.

Somebody was jerking off while they wrote that.

I have the sad feeling Kate’s daughter is more in Leo’s age range these days.

This would be my guess. The pope isn’t American and isn’t necessarily up on every American political issue. His handlers should have screened Kim Davis out due to her toxic agenda and general fuckwittery, but I can see how that wouldn’t happen in a scenario like the one you outlined.

Thanks. That’s lovely, and anybody who sees it as militant has their head up their ass.

What was the quote? I didn’t watch the Emmys and I’m at work so I can’t do video right now, but now I’m curious.

Or Switched at Birth. (Also awesome.) Or The Fosters. Or Bunheads. Or ...

I listen to pop radio in my car, so I’m not one of those old people who’s like “what is a demi lovato?”. I have never even heard of this song before.

Honest question: Is this failure going to make it harder for actual GOOD movies about gay history to get produced?

Pretty obvious to me we’re only hearing half the story. My guess is she’s been warned about the shirt color repeatedly and one-day suspension is their next step. Yes, it’s silly —but if you go to a school with a uniform policy, which is what a set of choices this limited effectively is, you’re agreeing to wear a shirt…

I don’t think she’s a time bomb or a danger. I do think she is a homophobic asshole with marginal talent who really shouldn’t get as much coverage as she does. Basically her penance should be making music in a world with no Twitter.

It needs a 2/3 majority vote of the Senate. The International Puppies are Cute treaty would have a hard time getting a 2/3 majority of the Senate.

Yeah, that would be my guess. Probably he could tell she was a bit younger than he was but not that much younger. If she’d said yes and he’d pursued it after he found out she was 13, THAT would be creepy.

I like that. My hair isn’t straight and recalcitrant, it’s just LAZY. Fucking hair.

Well, I’d say something to look at there is who decides which degrees are appropriate, and how important they actually are. Tech is, after all, renowned for generating brilliant entrepreneurs who never finished college at all. (Zuckerberg, Jobs, Gates, etc.) It’s hard to believe some specific degree in IT is an…